This is yet another daft..Tumbler site on the go…. http://capybarasthatlooklikerafaelnadal.tumblr.com/

Of course I would never endorse dispatching cute and defenseless animals, however if artistic endeavours were judged by how many kittens died in it’s making, this would rank an 11 on the kitten scale. Just saying.

Is clearly a chinese sex toy factory. This place is so surreal I don’t think a bad photograph could be taken there. See all 30 shots here.

credit reuters / jason lee

The ‘McDonaldland’ Specification Manual (a style guide) was sent to licensees in the 1970′s to help create McDonaldland-licensed items.
Some seriously psychedelic shit….. Not sure how it would entice you into eating burgers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was very little room. There were kayaks involved. A Mormon missionary actual stopped to watch the job of the parking. It worked out. This is the happiest story I have ever told.

This kinda stuff is generally comes off as gimmicky but this one goes waaaay beyond that as exhibited by the sheer lever
of insane engineering and precision. Well played sir.

Diamond Shot from David Roux-Fouillet on Vimeo.

Looks like a bit of craic all right….

These wonderful photographs were taken the amazing Steven Siegel. He has been documenting New York City’s five boroughs (and beyond) for over three decades now…. you can view more of his collection here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey look at that. Severed sunbaked penises are now considered ‘new’.

So here’s the thing: Los Angeles is not a great place. I say that from an East Coast perspective, which is to say,
the most enlightened perspective on earth (perhaps next to the French when it comes to the matter of coquettish pouting).
But that’s not the point. The point is that when you walk down the street in LA, lamenting the fact that you are in LA,
you come upon something like this: an object so suited to sit against the blue backdropped eternal road that is Los Angeles.

Mike the Headless Chicken (April 1945 – March 1947), was a Wyandotte chicken that lived for
18 months after his head had been mostly cut off. Thought by many to be a hoax, the bird’s
owner took him to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City to establish the facts of the story.

Once his fame had been established, Mike began a career of touring sideshows in the company
of such other creatures as a two-headed calf. He was also photographed for dozens of
magazines and papers, featuring in Time and Life magazines.

Curiosity is the surest sign of intelligence.
Unless you are curious about what a beached whale being liquidized with explosives looks like at close range.
Then its not very intelligent.

I salute you sir. Just look at him, the man is clearly a national treasure and has devoted his entire life to his passion,
miniature animatronic fuck machines.  They also smack of Fritz Lange’s Metropolis. The best quote is highly debateable
but I like this one maybe because he’s just so matter of fact about it:

[holding up a robot horse with an extendable penis] “And he also has a f*ckable butt.”

 

 

 

I know, a car park!
Well not any car park …..THIS CAR PARK!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This plate is real old and a depiction of every day life, so the content is non-ironic.  Just a couple of guys on the job, keepin it real, clubbin seals…

I found the internet. He is a 57 year old male, formidable mustache, confident gait.

My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and recycling culture. With influences as diverse as Derrida and Miles Davis, new insights are extrapolated from both opaque and transparent meanings….

Having trouble creating an obtuse enough artists statement?

www.artbollocks.com

 

@Gaslampkiller posted this the other day…saying “4 some reason this video makes me feel like everything is gonna be alright.”

On this day of great sadness, lets remember him in happier times:

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

There’s been too many good Manhattan Ministorage ads over the years to count, especially during an election year and these are just a few of the recent high lights. A coat hook, really? Damn.

 

 

Taking a practical approach to safeguarding children from the internet

 

OCD?
Me, no.. Im normal…..
Well, after coming across theis site http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com I feel a WHOLE lot more normal.

 

 

Don’t know if this photo is vintage or just someone one really cool with too much time and money on their hands, but goddam if it isn’t a chesterfield upholstered Airstream…

becuase, you never know when you’ll need one!

The best part, is the other side of the card advertises the same dudes furniture repair business.

A supreme example of patriotic visual communication
(it was a gift from my red blooded American studio mates)