It puts a whole new meaning to “I want to [...]]]> The Irish food safety watchdog said that it had discovered traces of horse and pig DNA in burger products sold by some of the country’s biggest supermarkets, including a burger sold by global retailer Tesco that authorities said was made of roughly 30 percent horse.

It puts a whole new meaning to “I want to shower you in sugar lumps…”

I was thinking of calling my fictitious twins “Sandy and Nor’Easter” Cool?

Mayor Stubbs has held his position ever since. Citizens claim he is a very honest mayor, doesn’t [...]]]> Fifteen years ago, the townspeople of Talkeetna (population 800) didn’t take much of a liking to any of the current mayoral candidates so they did the obvious thing and wrote a kitten named Stubbs in for the role.

Mayor Stubbs has held his position ever since. Citizens claim he is a very honest mayor, doesn’t raise taxes and doesn’t interfere with local businesses.

Puuuurfect.

Medical costs, pain, humiliation and mental anguish [...]]]> A Pennsylvania man is suing a strip club after a vigorous lapdance left him hospitalized. The red faced bachelor was invited to lie on stage while said stripper shimmied up the pole and launched herself down on him from a great height leaving him with a burst bladder.

Medical costs, pain, humiliation and mental anguish : $50,000

Explaining what happened to your fiance: priceless.