It is very important that you have a tattoo. Everyone has a tattoo, and everyone’s tattoo is unique, so without a tattoo like everyone else, you have absolutely no chance of being unique.
And in celebration of such a uselessly cynical attitude toward self-expression, we introduce our Tattoos of Truth. They borrow imagery from the tattoo canon: hearts, banners, sailor-ness, and even blind patriotism. Then they rip into that lexicon of imagery.
Here’s your opportunity to be a real dick.
Come on, take it!
4 temporary tattoos printed on tattoo paper.
Tattoos last 3-5 days, they are safe, non-toxic and use FDA certified colorants.
Every tattoo meets all U.S. and international regulatory requirements.
"I've never been on a boat": 2¼” x 3¼”
"Haven't called mom" : 2 ¾" x 2 ¾"
"Cannot fight": 2½ " x 4½ "
"Flag pollution": 3¼” x 4½”