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  • TATTOOS OF TRUTH


    Description:

    It is very important that you have a tattoo. Everyone has a tattoo, and everyone’s tattoo is unique, so without a tattoo like everyone else, you have absolutely no chance of being unique.
    And in celebration of such a uselessly cynical attitude toward self-expression, we introduce our Tattoos of Truth. They borrow imagery from the tattoo canon: hearts, banners, sailor-ness, and even blind patriotism. Then they rip into that lexicon of imagery.
    Here’s your opportunity to be a real dick.
    Come on, take it!

     

    Materials:

    4 temporary tattoos printed on tattoo paper.
    Tattoos last 3-5 days, they are safe, non-toxic and use FDA certified colorants.
    Every tattoo meets all U.S. and international regulatory requirements.

    Dimensions:

    "I've never been on a boat": 2¼” x 3¼”
    "Haven't called mom" : 2 ¾" x 2 ¾"
    "Cannot fight": 2½ " x 4½ "
    "Flag pollution": 3¼” x 4½”

    $5 $2.50 (All 4 tattoos)

    * 50% OFF!!

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