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  • XMAS CARDS


    Materials:

    Silk screen printed 80 lb. natural white card and
    Rouge 36 lb. envelope
    (Contains 30% Post Consumer Fiber & FSC Approved)


    Dimensions:

    Xmas Card 5” x 7”
    Envelope 5 1/4 ” x 7 1/4”

    Description:

    ‘Tis the season when all the puritanicals boycott the ACLU and start shouting all that “you can’t spell Christmas without Christ” jazz.
    Well guess what? You can’t spell X-mas WITH christ. Too many fucking letters, and none of them are ‘x’.

    So this for you: atheist, Jew, Buddhist, Muslim, Mandaeist, whatever. Well, except for you, Scientologist. You can’t buy these cards.
    Go back to Clearwater.

    * 25% OFF!!

    1 x Xmas Card and Envelope $3 $2.75
    5 x Xmas Cards and Envelopes $10 $7.50

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